Day minus one and here I sit in a depressing airport lounge at Heathrow. A whole pound for 10 computer minutes is a bit of a joke, as is the £3 i just paid for a iced caramel macchiato. Which is disgusting. Also I just found out something very interesting (OK well you will be the judge of that) - the electrical plugs in Malawi are EXACTLY THE SAME shape as British ones. So in these credit crunch times it looks like a trip to Malawi will save on adaptor costs. Top tip there.

Anyway better be going, I've got to go and buy one of those god-awful overpriced caps with LONDON written on it that tourists buy because I left my hat at home.

Until next time.